How this works

You pick a design. Then you pick how much of the grunt work I do.

Buy the files if you like doing it yourself. A hundred forty-nine gets it on your server. Three forty-nine and it actually sounds like your business. Five forty-nine and I also do pictures, search engines, and five real backlinks.

The four plans

All of them are one-time. Your cheap monthly server bill is between you and whoever you rent the box from. I’m not a hosting company.

Do it yourself

$59–109 one time · depends on the design

You get the website files. You put them on your own server, plug in your name and photos, and hit publish. We stay out of it unless you email us.

  • One of the 15 site designs
  • The admin so you can change words later
  • A contact form
  • You handle the server, domain, and going live
I want this one

Get it online

$149 one time · you bring the server

You already have a little Linux box and a domain. We put the site on it, lock in HTTPS, and hand you the login. You finish the words and pictures.

  • The template you pick
  • Site running on your VPS
  • HTTPS so the browser stops yelling
  • Admin login emailed to you
  • You write the rest
Get it online

Add-ons if you want them

None of these are required. Stack them on a plan if you’re missing pictures, a server, or time.

Add-on

Photo set

$49 add-on

Three or four pictures made for your layout, with alt text written so they’re not just pretty boxes. Good if you don’t have job photos yet.

  • 3–4 images sized for the template
  • Alt text on each one
  • You keep the files
Add photos

Add-on

Use my photos

$29 add-on

You already shot the kitchen, the units, the loaves. Send them. We crop them into the layout and write alt text.

  • We place the photos you send
  • Alt text
  • Doesn’t replace the Photo set if you have nothing to send
I’ll send pictures

Add-on

Help me get a server

$49 add-on

Plans 2–4 assume you already have a cheap Ubuntu box. If you don’t, we’ll walk you through opening one. You still pay that company every month — we’re not your host.

  • Help picking a small Ubuntu VPS
  • We get SSH working
  • Then we run whichever plan you bought
I need a server

Add-on

This week

$75 add-on

You’re opening Monday. Say so. We’ll bump you up. Still depends on you sending the domain, server login, and a few facts about the business.

  • Jump the ordinary queue
  • You still have to send us the keys
Need it this week

Add-on

Google Business walkthrough

$39 add-on

A website without a Google Business profile is how people miss you on Maps. We’ll walk you through the listing and match it to the site.

  • We set up or clean up the listing
  • Name, address, hours match the website
Help with Google Business

Need a cheap server?

Plans 2–4 need a server you control. If you don’t have one, Hostinger is the easy start — that button is a real signup link. The others I’ll email you when I have referral codes. Or grab the “Help me get a server” add-on and I’ll walk you through it.

Hostinger

Easy start

Straightforward hosting if you don’t want to wrestle a raw Linux box. We use them; this link helps the shop if you sign up.

Cheap monthly plans

Open Hostinger

Hetzner

Usually the cheapest decent box. Fine for a small business site.

A few dollars a month

Email me about this one

Akamai Linode

Been around a long time. Good if you already have an account.

A few dollars a month

Email me about this one

Contabo

More RAM for the money. Support is slower. Fine for a brochure site.

A few dollars a month

Email me about this one